Feminist Serenity Prayer

Serenity Prayer Part One

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.




Serenity Prayer Part Two

God grant me the wisdom to understand a man,
Love to forgive him,
and patience for his moods.
Because if I pray for strength I'll just beat him to death

Eight Wonders of the Bible

Proverbs 30:21
                       Under three things the earth trembles, under four it cannot bear up;

• A servant who becomes a King
• An unloved woman who is married
• A maidservant who displaces her mistress
• A fool who is full of food

Provers 30:24
                    Four things on earth are small, yet they are extremely wise;

• Ants are creatures of little strength, yet they store up their food in the summer
• Locusts have no King, yet they advance together in ranks
• Coney are creatures of little power, yet they make their home in crags
• A lizard can be caught with the hand, yet its found in King's palaces

Say Yes to Smoking

Day one;
             Tens of smokers fight for space to get a puff
Day two;
             There isn't a soul at the zone...though you'll catch one smoke in the car while driving, another in his office and the other at the gents
Day three;
               A number of friendly idlers chew khat from the zone; greeting everyone who passes by
Day Four;
               The number of idlers doubles with their friendly nature interchanged with making funny comments accompanied with an irritating laughter
Day five;
             The smoking zone is back.  But, it's also a zone for abuse of other drugs.  Some call it the jobless corner but for the psychics; its a nascent sect
Day six;
           A young man is attacked at the corner, a student is mugged, a teenage girl raped and a school boy kidnapped
Day seven;
                Cops exchange fire with the 'smokers.' Two are shot dead, three severely injured as the rest vanish within the crowd:  All because we dared legalize the use of nicotine.