Serenity Prayer Part One
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Serenity Prayer Part Two
God grant me the wisdom to understand a man,
Love to forgive him,
and patience for his moods.
Because if I pray for strength I'll just beat him to death
Monday, January 10, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Eight Wonders of the Bible
Proverbs 30:21
Under three things the earth trembles, under four it cannot bear up;
Four things on earth are small, yet they are extremely wise;
Under three things the earth trembles, under four it cannot bear up;
- A servant who becomes a King
- An unloved woman who is married
- A maidservant who displaces her mistress
- A fool who is full of food
Four things on earth are small, yet they are extremely wise;
- Ants are creatures of little strength, yet they store up their food in the summer
- Locusts have no King, yet they advance together in ranks
- Coney are creatures of little power, yet they make their home in crags
- A lizard can be caught with the hand, yet its found in King's palaces
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Say Yes to Smoking
Day one;
Tens of smokers fight for space to get a puff
Day two;
There isn't a soul at the zone...though you'll catch one smoke in the car while driving, another in his office and the other at the gents
Day three;
A number of friendly idlers chew khat from the zone; greeting everyone who passes by
Day Four;
The number of idlers doubles with their friendly nature interchanged with making funny comments accompanied with an irritating laughter
Day five;
The smoking zone is back. But, it's also a zone for abuse of other drugs. Some call it the jobless corner but for the psychics; its a nascent sect
Day six;
A young man is attacked at the corner, a student is mugged, a teenage girl raped and a school boy kidnapped
Day seven;
Cops exchange fire with the 'smokers.' Two are shot dead, three severely injured as the rest vanish within the crowd: All because we dared legalize the use of nicotine.
Tens of smokers fight for space to get a puff
Day two;
There isn't a soul at the zone...though you'll catch one smoke in the car while driving, another in his office and the other at the gents
Day three;
A number of friendly idlers chew khat from the zone; greeting everyone who passes by
Day Four;
The number of idlers doubles with their friendly nature interchanged with making funny comments accompanied with an irritating laughter
Day five;
The smoking zone is back. But, it's also a zone for abuse of other drugs. Some call it the jobless corner but for the psychics; its a nascent sect
Day six;
A young man is attacked at the corner, a student is mugged, a teenage girl raped and a school boy kidnapped
Day seven;
Cops exchange fire with the 'smokers.' Two are shot dead, three severely injured as the rest vanish within the crowd: All because we dared legalize the use of nicotine.
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